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If I had a cat, it'd wear a fake mustache and a bowtie and it'd like it, damnit.

My imaginary cat Jedi

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

308,329 notes on Aug 25, 2014Via / Source

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

809,774 notes on Aug 21, 2014Via / Source

boneycircus:

vcrizzle:

dynastylnoire:

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

GO IN SIR

human. citizen. taxpayer. i’m in my lane, homie.

^^^^^

Man, every fucking celebrity who ever gets told off for being an activist (basically “Shut Up and Sing”), just retweet that.

155,843 notes on Aug 15, 2014Via / Source

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

99,402 notes on Aug 09, 2014Via / Source

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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215,452 notes on Jun 23, 2014Via / Source
"Not ALL Death Eaters"
Severus Snape (via abnels)
63,116 notes on May 28, 2014Via / Source
"

You say not all men are monsters?

Imagine a bowl of M&Ms. 10% of them are poisoned.

Go ahead. Eat a handful.

Not all M&Ms are poison.

"
129,819 notes on May 27, 2014Via / Source

thebigblackwolfe:

Can we get into the fact that a Black woman just took over an entire night of ABC programming?

Shonda might piss me the fuck off with these messy ass story lines but you cannot knock her hustle.

1,020 notes on May 14, 2014Via / Source

dailyactress:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield attends the ‘Charles James: Beyond Fashion’ Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 5, 2014 in New York City

809 notes on May 06, 2014Via / Source